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Doug Barry
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Aug 28 2013
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This reads like a way-too-long Shouts & Murmurs first draft.

Aug 11 2013
1

Also, I think I stole it from my younger sister because big brothers are the worst.

Aug 11 2013
3

I'm suprised the bedspread still looks good because the unapologetic cat in the picture has vomited on it approximately 7,000 times.

Jul 28 2013
5

Diane Lane didn't play a character in the Superman universe — she played Toni Mannix, George Reeves' lover, in 'Hollywoodland.'

Jul 10 2013
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Even though I knew the running time, knew that this movie would end any second, I still got excited when the Native Americans finally showed up. AND THEN IT'S OVER. Fuck you, Nicolas Winding Refn. This movie made me (briefly) reevaluate Pathfinder's merits.

Jun 23 2013
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I can't believe I posted this without mentioning Tobias. Sigh.

May 30 2013
1

I got the nerve to dress up as Quail Man for Halloween one year, and I was really proud of my costume. Unreasonably proud. But there were like three other Quail Men at the party I went to and they were all named Doug and they all explained their costumes the same way to the other partygoers: "Because my name's Read more

May 27 2013
9

This dolphin looks like the unwilling third conspirator in a dolphin baby-eating plot.

May 23 2013
2

There's a crazy Sam Fuller movie about this called White Dog, for anyone looking to waste two hours over Memorial Day weekend watching a racist German shepherd menace people in Los Angeles. Spoiler alert: there are zero jokes.

May 2 2013
3

Oh wow, it is Tod. I have no idea why that is so surprising to me — it's just one less letter, but I somehow can't process it. Read more

May 2 2013
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I don't think anyone's laughing this journal off — it's important, and, if anything, long overdue. Still, academic journals are read by so few people beyond academia that it's hard to see how this journal will have much of a cultural impact. Read more

May 1 2013
1

Episode 2 of this season was really, really funny, especially when Amy's mom announced with just the right amount of pride that she remained fertile until she was 56.

Apr 28 2013
10

I know — the redundancy indicates compounded anger. Like, super-duper-mega-angry. To the max. Squared.

Apr 28 2013
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Yeah, I think just reload. I've done it a few times and now, strangely, I really want some ice cream.

Apr 28 2013
1

Hey, is this video working for everyone? It works for me every other time I play it, so just wanted to see if anyone else was having issues. Let me know!

Apr 14 2013
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It's my cat, Binx. He's just been diagnosed with a food allergy, so now I have to buy him really expensive wet food because he's a total dick. He also sits like people.

Apr 14 2013
1

It's the baldness, but I also think there's no way you can recover from a role as creepy as the one he had in Dead Calm. From that movie on, Billy Zane was just a half-crazed maritime villain