
Adultosaur, just for you, this is what Star says Tay has to say about Harry Styles: Read more
Callie, I always love your Dirtbags, but this week's has got to be in your top 10. Maybe it's just because I'm having a rough week and I really needed to laugh that I'm finding it especially funny today, or maybe it's because of your brilliant grading system (I mean this: "after the singularity occurs, we all absorb… Read more
"broad shoulders, with a tiny waist and enormous legs" Ya, this is my dream woman... Read more
"Cameron Diaz met Benji Madden's family. They were eating lots of crabs together. Everyone seemed so happy!" - should be corrected: "Benji Madden gave Cam Diaz crabs" Read more
John Mayer is "shy in bed" and has sweaty palms, whereas Jake Gyllenhaal gets a 10 out of 10 at intercourse. Read more
people need to stop lying about my gurl tay. Read more
North West & Prince George!!!!! ***sigh*** such pretty, pretty babies! Read more
No, because it's not even true! Kim talks about her momager all the time in the game! Smh where were the fact-checkers Read more
I kinda want to hang that Jennifer vs. Gwyneth Fig. over my desk as poster. For inspiration. For things. Read more
used Kim Kardashian Hollywood as a source while claiming that Kim is firing Kris Jenner ("Kris is nowhere to be seen in Kim's megahit app"), Read more
news of the day Mr Mariah Carey is a comic. But then I still thimk she wanted to adopt him instead of marrying him. Read more
I wonder if the album will be called 'The Conscious Uncoupling of the Elusive Chanteuse in the House of the Ethereal Butterflies'? Read more
Nooooo! Think of dem babies! Read more
Nick Cannon strikes me as an unbelievable douche. In fact, I thought he and Mariah Carey were the douchiest couple imaginable until Kim and Kanye had their pre-divorce ceremony. Read more
i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner. Read more
When this piece originally went up, I had written that both offensive articles were taken down — I mistook the "continue" button at the bottom of the disclaimer for a "continue to the Thought Catalog homepage" kind of thing — but both pieces are still up, just hidden behind warnings that they've been reported. I've… Read more
If you go to either of them, you'll find the words "The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content. For more information about our reporting system head to our about page. Return to homepage." with no article. Read more