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Callie Beusman
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This sounds like something my ex art student boyfriend would have done. Read more

A few weeks back I fell into a black hole of the internet called "Larry Stylinson"... It's fascinating what 12-14 yr olds can come up with. And I must say that after watching about 4 videos I too was convinced that Harry and Louis were in a relationship. Read more

So Harry is actually Henri, the existential cat made human. Merde. Read more

"Frog goatee". I cannot get this phrase out of my head. Read more

I now believe that Kanye IS Prince Naveen. And the little frog goatee just makes it perfect. How did they make that frog look just like Kanye? It's truly a work of art. Read more

None of the pics shows Kim holding a camera for a selfie. Read more

My boyfriend and I spent so long staring at these and trying to pick the best one (THEY ARE ALL LITERAL MASTERPIECES) and we finally came to the consensus that it's this one. Read more

Desecrate. I do not think it means what you think it means, Kristen Stewart. Read more

In hell your toast is always done wrong, and there's no butter only margarine. Read more

Just yesterday we were saying we missed Sisqo and his silver hair! Frank Ocean heard our prayers! Read more

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

In terms of women versus men, oh gosh, James Franco, that is such an enormous piece of subject matter. I think the two examples are somewhat apples and oranges but yes it's ridiculous that two women could make out at a basketball game and people could still be in denial about what it means. That would never happen Read more

I think that George Clooney has a sense of mortality just like the rest of us. I'm psyched that he's marrying someone who seems brilliant and seems like she will keep him on his toes. Read more

Do you know why people sext on Tuesdays? Because Tuesday is the worst fucking day of the week. Please, hear me out. Mondays are Mondays: everyone hates them, a lot of people are recovering from the weekend, and they suck. The relative upside to them is that a lot of people will slack on Mondays, or simply not give Read more