Callie Beusman's saved articles

The winner of Much Music Video Awards is whoever shows up. That's about as 'rigged' as the voting gets. Read more

Aw, looks like Kanye grew a heart.

first off Kim K looks great. secondly, i'm curious what kind of tape, lever, and pulley situation she has going on to create that formidable breast situation Read more

Kim will shows to all moms what is the proper way to look whem you take your baby outside on any given day. Read more

every time I see an ONTD link I sit back and fondly remember the time (probably 12-13 years ago) that I posted a story about Travis Barker being a shitty tipper on there and I was subsequently eaten alive by his fans. He had fans!!!! Read more

I think my livejournal still exists. I'm keeping it in case the navel-gazing musings of my 17-year-old self somehow contain the cure for cancer. I'm doing it for all of us. Read more

1. BEST. HEADLINE. EVAR. Read more

Well, that does look like it would make breast feeding easier.

Fantastic Dirt Bag, Callie! I truly enjoyed reading "the internet gnashed its teeth in delight." Thank you and good work. Read more

i like ONTD because every time I click on a link from them it's like "Oh, right, LiveJournal was a thing once" and i laugh and laugh Read more

Wow. Kim would look beautiful with a long inverted bob. Read more

Awwh. One waitress will never forget about Dre. Read more

Oh no, English muffins make for perfect mini grilled sandwiches. They get a great crust. Read more

Valid. Put that shit on some sourdough and we're talking. Read more

Haha, I don't know if it's in the article, but one model famously told of Terry squeezing her (used) tampon into a mug and calling it "tampon tea." Dude is a sicko! Read more

What is it, I don't want to read the article? Read more

To paraphrase Elaine Benes, everytime I think we've hit bottom with this guy, he somehow manages to drain a little more out of the pool.

I would say minus the mayo and Cheddar. Egh. Cheddar.

See, the sandwich was the only thing in the whole article that sounded pretty good to me. Read more