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Callie Beusman
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Also, he showed up at my trainer's morning spin class on Halloween, and she scrambled to take the Ghostbusters theme off of her playlist because she thought he would think she was drawing attention to him! Read more

The "used to" makes me think there is something wrong with him. Kate Upton's dating status should always be prefixed with "thanks his\her lucky stars that he\she is". Read more

I live in Charleston, and he also crashed my friend's bridal portraits. So, if you come to Charleston to have pictures taken, there's a chance... Read more

Bill Murray can crush any event of my life any time he wants. Read more

The suppressed joy in the groom-to-be's eyes is borderline manic. That's what I would look like too, if I were ever in a picture next to Bill Murray. Read more

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For some reason I thought Maksim was gay. I would hit it in a heartbeat though, so I say get it, J.Lo. I don't even like DWTS but I watched every performance he did with Kristie Alley:

this is what i imagine selena and justin's relationship is like IRL (justin is the blow up doll, obviously)

God damn if that isn't the only legitimate reason to take engagement photos. Read more

Honestly, right about now in my life, I would ABSOLUTELY go on a yoga retreat with Gwyenth. When shit hits the fan sometimes you just want to hang out with your friends and "sample" wine. I'd like a large glass sample, please. Read more

SO bad..yet I'll probably keep watching because 1. The possible return of Caleb 2. Aria's unfortunate fashion choices. Read more

Mila always finds new and interesting ways to get me to fall in love with her. Now if she could just get rid of that pesky Ashton. Read more

Ya think Gwyneth and Beyonce got Brazilians together? Beyonce strikes me as more of a landing strip kind of girl. Read more

Sorry Zachary Quinto's eyebrows, but nobody should have to be photographed next to the hotness that is Matt Bomer. It's just not fair. Read more