Attention, naysayers! Allow me to submit for your shutting-the-fuck-up now, Hottentot Venus. Educate yourself because I no longer have the patience.
I though Miley's story was going to end with her twerking with her tongue out on the Selena cut-out, now I'm highly disappointed. Read more
If someone sketched out and stitched a cute needlepoint like that for me, I'd be their best friend. Read more
They're both so damn twee and I ain't even mad about it. Read more
No apologies; I love Taylor Swift. You do you, Taylor. I loves it. Read more
I know what all of those words mean separately, but together they are quite confusing. Read more
That's Jonathan Groff. What a babe, right? He was on Glee for a bit and starred in the original production of Spring Awakening. Funny supporting role in Stealing Woodstock, too. I haven't been this attracted to a gay man since high school. haha Read more
yes, #2; been together a while Read more
The slit is too damn high! Read more
Who is that?
fuck outta here with your google glass
Raise your hand if you wish she was your mom or nutty aunt.
I thought they broke up? Or is this wife #2?
who is this woman and what is she doing with my crush. actually she looks pretty awesome. Damn her.
What is with most of the men not being able to stand on the mark? I feel like there is a missing the mark toilet joke in there but it's Monday and I just had a huge plate of Indian food so zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Read more