Am I the only person who finds New Ronald McDonald WAY scarier than Old Ronald McDonald? Read more
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baggy enough to cover his presumably terrifying — based on shoe size — clown penis Read more
"baggy enough to cover his presumably terrifying — based on shoe size — clown penis." {gah} Read more
Like the silent clowns, mimes, everything must be exaggerated, including non-verbal communication. Read more
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Bring back the other characters! Ronald is the weakest one. Nothing can kill the Grimace
On top, he looks like a girl in eighth grade going to her first Model U.N. conference. On the bottom, he looks like someone you would catch masturbating in a Whole Foods. Read more
They got rid of his saddle bags. Does this make me want a Big Mac? …maybe. Read more
I for one would like to see Grimace in a well tailored pair of pants and a smart tie. Perhaps a vest that contains numerous pockets for his terrible hoarding problem.
2001 eyebrows? More like downtown Albuquerque eyebrows.
And what's with the hair??
Except Gwen and Katy were also criticized for their creepy fetishization. Can't they all be called out for being racist fetishists instead of giving Avril a pass? Read more
I would be interested in knowing (but am too lazy to research!) how many "most influential people" have been asked to wear a bathing suit on the cover. Read more
Admittedly I haven't watched Avril's video- is it worse than when Gwen Stefani was fetishizing Harajuku girls? Read more
anyone else find that new Coldplay song is traaaagic ? Read more