Callie Beausman just called an aspect of my life romantic! *melts* Read more

Callie Beausman just called an aspect of my life romantic! *melts* Read more
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life Read more
I met my husband at a bar during my bachelorette party for my first marriage. (He was not a stripper, since people always ask that.) It was an awkward time in my life. Read more
I met my significant other by commenting on a picture of his cat on Imgur. I love both him and the cat IMMENSELY. Omg, that is boring. Read more
I met my husband while working at a renaissance faire. He was a friend of a friend, and my friend introduced us and said to me "he's hot, you should hit that shit" Read more
Not me, but my mom & dad - He was a park ranger and she was stealing water lilies from the pond in the park. Water lilies have devilishly tough stems and she never got any flowers, but she got my dad. Married 64 years. Read more
Need red cape ASAP for sweeping through snowy back alleys, thanks. Read more
I'm gonna need at least half of these to walk the Oscar Carpet. My god, they are stunning. Read more
Ohmiglob. Can full-length velvet capes be a thing for like, everyday? Please? PLEASE? Who should I talk to to make this happen? Read more
Biebs should be careful. He lives in the same neighborhood as my ex-boss, who is a scrappy little Vietnamese dude who escaped the fall of Saigon. I don't think he'd have much patience for house-egging. Read more
"family moves into idyllic suburb, ready to start over, only to be stalked by a malicious pop singer in drop-crotch pants who creeps through the night like a wayward spirit" Read more