bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

This is so stupid and I love it so much. Read more

Poor Noah; his career is probably done now. Everyone knows Bryan Singer diddles little blond boys but with those powerful lawyers of his, and as long as he keeps churning out hit movies, he’ll be protected. And what’s really creepy about him is, he had a child with an actress soon after this scandal exploded. God help

The Sea of Trees was met with a forest of bad reviews Read more

Tbh, the most interesting thing about this Dirt Bag for me is that Demi Lovato has a file of notes entitled “Poems” on her iPhone. Which is where she then filed a public statement about her breakup. Interesting. Read more

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants Read more

From people I have actually heard of:

2. Then wasn’t there the police report that said there were no signs of abuse that evening Read more

Security guards on the Depp payroll, I'm assuming. Okay. Read more

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

Do you not see the woman who is also in the picture, and who is Hope Hicks? Read more