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Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya Read more

I’m a little on the young side for exposure to him, too, but I remember a story about him from a few years ago where he said Tootsie helped him understand women. His reasoning? He cried when they couldn’t make him any prettier as a woman. So now he understands that he dismissed ugly women when they might have been Read more

I try to use that as an excuse all the time. It’s starting to wear thin . Read more

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both. Read more

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it. Read more

This is weird. I'm going there Thursday for a weekend - staying at the Viceroy. You can live vicariously through me Bobby. Read more

If you think Dubai is conservative... do not go to Abu Dhabi. - Buzzkill Friend
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Isn’t Heigl well-known for being difficult to work with, constantly belittling the work she has been in and bad mouthing costars? Read more

If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it.... Read more

Yeah, that’s pretty much the entire fucking point. Read more

The joke is about Rita Ora’s level of public exposure in relation to her actual fame. I don’t think it’s really an age thing. It’s not like all the cool teens are making this joke (or are they?).
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Obama goes to Mugshots, because he is down with the people and also 50 cent beer. Read more