bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Bobby, I weep for the folks that needed an explanation for your gif. Read more

Bobby Kotb has nice ring to it. I doubt she’d go for Hoda Finger.
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So, you’re saying my incessant tweets to my future husband Clint Mansell, could actually turn him into my future husband? I will take it!! Read more

Thanks for the suggestion, we are both always looking for ways to work on our brand. Read more

Interesting ad placement, Sinexxx.

I’ll just watch Dick again.

“Why Is This Movie” has to be a regular feature please. PLEASE. PLEASE BOBBY PLEASE.
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there was an A+ tweet during the golden globes that i am too lazy to find right now which had the perfect michael shannon description Read more

Damnit, that’s going to get a million stars. FML Read more

He has at least one more with blackface: Read more

Counterpoint:

“You get woke every morning and stay woke all day, but are never so woke that you can’t fall asleep when your head hits that pillow at night.” Read more

goddammit im not woke at all