bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs. Read more

...holy fucking shit, you guys. O.o Read more

Under the anonymity of the internet, I can actually confirm it was Harvey Weinstein. I went to grad school with Ashley Judd and she told this story as we were discussing adult development and how some powerful men end up as predators. She was young when it happened and I absolutely believe her because a) every fucking Read more

Is this a Weinstein blind item? I was always bad at those because I only followed celeb gossip and not the movie producer gossip, but his name came up a lot. Read more

Come on. We all know it’s Harvey Weinstein. It’s always Harvey Weinstein.

I mean, it’s more than a little weird when you consider that the people fighting to KEEP slavery were called Rebels. It’s a very very very poor choice of words, regardless of intent. Read more

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.” Read more

How did you know I want to be Angela Lansbury when I grow up? Thanks Bobby! Read more

I saw this last night in IMAX 3D and I TOTALLY agree with this review. I was ready to walk out in the first half hour, so annoying was Joseph Gordon Levitt... but then it shifted into being an amazing film that I was totally captivated by. This is absolutely not a film to rent, if you’re going to see it, see it in the Read more

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so. Read more

So are we just going to avoid the fact that Fassbender beat his girlfriend a few years ago? Read more

Not even close. Like you’re the furthest you could possibly be from “it” that you could get before you started circling back.

It was a blog, written in piecemeal chapters, revised with advice/guidance from actual rocket scientists, before being polished into an ‘e-book’ (all the kids these days love em), and available Read more

Nooo. He self-pubbed on his website and only put it on Amazon because people wanted to be able to read it on their Kindles. And then it exploded.
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Bobby, I’ve never had any reason to disagree with you, so I’ve stayed quietly in the shadows appreciating your wit and charm, but you’ve crossed a line now. TAKE IT BACK!
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