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Bobby Finger
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Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we’re asked to go on HLN and speak to Yasmin Vossoughian about Edward Snowden, but instead talk about Christine Ouzounian without her even realizing it. Read more

That woman from Access Hollywood, some Real Housewives, someone I don’t know and Paula Deen?

What a liar.

I’m an event planner/designer, and we do some pretty high end stuff. It’s ALWAYS the rich people who steal the most. For example - at a very expensive boutique opening, the wife of the owner of the development took stacks on stacks of our hemstitch napkins from the bar because she thought they were branded from the Read more

I may be a mess hall but Bobby is a monster for making me choose between Julia and Heath or Julia and Richard. Monster I say!

This quiz is very accurate.

I’m gonna be real honest here and say that I had no idea all these films were made by the same person and I’m shocked because I actually love almost every single one of them. NEW THINGS! Read more

Fuck everyone who’s ever made advertising look glamorous because now I hate my life. Read more

As we have discussed elsewhere, there are EIGHT seasons, not four. Fall contains the best season and the worst season. The correct and accurate rankings: Read more

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published. Read more

The thing that won me over “they appeared onstage at a Billy Joel concert”: that does not say Taylor Swift concert! Yay, I love the both of them already and now they are even more excellent.
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