bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

I would of course break the “unbroken” cup, and feel like the worst human being on Earth. THANKS, YOKO.
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Looks like the old Hamburglar is aaaaaaaall Madeleine.

Thank you Bobby for restoring the celebrity pet feature to midweek madness and with it, my sanity. Read more

Brow game on point tho.

Fun fact: Carrie Fisher script doctored a ton of dialogue on that movie. She completely rewrote the Barrymore role. So that probably accounts for a decent amount. Read more

When I want people to know how much SeaWorld sucks (it comes up a lot, somehow), I bring up the 2013 documentary Blackfish. When Marisa Miller wants people to know how much SeaWorld sucks, she gets pregnant, takes off her clothes, does her hair and makeup, and lies down in a dirty bathtub that’s not even connected to Read more

tru confessions: the “I Wanna Grow Old With You” song still makes me tear up Read more