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Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

I enjoyed the heck out of all 24 hours of it, to be honest. Read more

Clarified the post to make that clear. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Read more

“Meanwhile, a rep for Kim said, ‘All the assertions are false.’” Read more

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts. Read more

To a small town a different country after emptying your bank accounts, yes. Read more

Here’s the passage Jacob referenced from Ephron’s essay “The Legend”:

Right. They’re not bad commercials, and she’s not bad in them. The ~~optics~~ are just...bleak. Read more

She is! But stories get a little more weight when Shonda Rhimes backs them up. Read more

Barack banging on the doors of Tyler’s long after they’ve closed screaming about needing a new pair of Reefs. Read more

Barack goes to Cheers and orders buttery nipples for everyone. Read more

But it does! Without that scene—more specifically, the one that follows when she finds out he was lying about his dead wife—she never would have decided to go back to the dealership and question William H Macy again! Read more