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Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

Thanks for pointing that out! The post has been updated. Read more

Dirt Bag never slammed People for that. We love/hate all tabloids equally here. Read more

Updated to remove ‘child,’ per your comment and Radar’s post. Thanks! Read more

Yeah, White Material is incredible. And the music! Imagine Tindersticks...in space. Read more

Linked to the interview for that purpose. In one week, she claimed two contradictory things: Read more

There’s also this one:

(I’m not a Lorde age truther btw but I think it’s one of the internet’s funniest conspiracy theories.) Read more