ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

Was Model Behavior a DCOM? Or just a regular Disney movie? Read more

I mean, they were tabloid fodder and nouveau riche but NYC society isn’t just old money (even if Donald himself wanted to be accepted by those types). Money and status overrides a lot of things, which is also why it’s not hard to believe that Chelsea and Ivanka were friends. I mean, Ivanka was friends with a LOT of Read more

I suspect that this line is being used by some as virtue signaling tbh, but it’s really falling flat. Read more

He gave up $250 million bc he trusted uncle Logan over his grandpa. I love my dumb son but man is he DUMB. Read more

Does it just feed into the whole “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” ethos of non rich Americans or what? Read more

Oh no, not my boy Tom!

That’s so scary, happy to hear you’re recovering! Read more

I mean, I would have been three at the time and I definitely don’t recall seeing it in theaters so! I don’t know, man. Read more

Sad but true lol. My attempts to convince my colleagues to give season two (the superior season) a shot FAILED! Read more

You lack the moral energy for Mayor Pete, perhaps, lol. Read more

Let the record show that I Would Cousin Greg: