ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

All I know is that she was approx 18 and a half in the photo of the two of them from spring 2017. A lot of the timeline is unclear, yes.  Read more

I’d have far less to say if one party involved wasn’t barely 18 when the relationship began. But yes, they seem happy. Read more

I just want to know what a 19-year-old woman and a 46-year-old man talk about. Read more

Am I a horse girl if I’m obsessed with this?

A whispery “I’ll be forever yours. Love always, Mandy” will be etched in my brain til my dying day. Read more

bugs are just the lobsters of land. and spiders are the CRABS of land. Read more

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I just want everyone to just watch My Mad Fat Diary instead. (You can catch it on Hulu, but the original ultra ‘90s music is found in bootleg streams):

I love crunch foods, but the idea of eating a buggy exoskeleton just puts a chill down my spine.

MORE 👏🏾 LADY 👏🏾 BORDER 👏🏾 PATROL 👏🏾 AGENTS 👏🏾 Read more

I...do not pee in the shower lol. Tried it once, didn’t like it! Read more