oh fuck off. Read more

oh fuck off. Read more
Proud to say that my rural, extremely conservative county in Northeast Texas (culturally very much part of the South) issued same sex marriage licenses today. Lamar County. Two licenses issued.
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I want to point out here that the county clerks answer to neither the governor nor the attorney general, as they are officers of their local county government. This is why Abbott and Paxton are being so passive-aggressively vague about the whole thing and why many clerks are blithely ignoring them. Read more
The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did. Read more
Your tabs make a story for people with no time on their hands when read left to right. It looks like you met a gay guy named Ryan, emailed him, fucked him, got pregnant, met his wife and was surprised, so you slept on it and woke up to kill him in grief and hysteria, then when the cops came to get you, you went down… Read more
I can’t decide what I love (admire?) more about this image: the fact that you have 79 unsent drafts—and therefore are an even worse procrastinator than I am—or that you have an entire folder in your Gmail dedicated to “Grim Sexts”. Read more
Stop, please...I can only get so erect. Read more
also this is so fucked up to that baby Read more
like are you literally god damn serious rn Read more
something called “interpretive jiggery-pokery.” Read more
Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.” Read more
I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you… Read more