
Let's do a quick game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill":
1. James O'Keefe Read more
"Sometimes, I wish I could just kill some of these cops. Don't you just wish we could have one of the cops right here in the middle of our group?" Read more
A former employee for conservative shit-raker and misleading gotcha video maker Noted Garbage Human James O'Keefe Read more
I've been lurking on Jez for ages and of all articles it took this one for me to speak up about...I'm disgusted with the audience and Harvey's reactions. She's so clearly proud of her hobby, the science and art of it should be cultivated and applauded. Seize the day youngin' and don't let the haters drag you down! Read more
Sure, she's a hero but I run one little motel with my mother's old corpse and I'm the weirdo. Read more
Aww, that little girl is going to be one hell of a surgeon/serial killer one day. Read more
"But the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction that has made it too difficult for me to serve...." Read more
Illinois corruption is one of the best. Read more
I would be declaring dibs on his office so hard if I was in Congress. It's already decorated, that's being an opportunist and using my bootstraps. Read more
He's pretty cute, I'm willing to investigate. Read more
a guy i know *may* live in the same apartment building as Aaron Schock in DC and *may* have seen him bring home a gentleman a time or two. Read more
Two things: Read more
I am a PSU Alumna, and I was in a sorority. I never ever set foot in KDR (I was a student in the mid/late 90s) because even back then they had a reputation of being douchebros. Seeing this makes me so sad for our school, who is working so hard to fix our reputation. Read more
Penn State + frats is like the Large Hadron Collider of stupid. The Large Stupid Collider. There's a non-zero chance of them creating a stupidularity and destroying the earth. Read more
Pretty sure the "World's Dumbest" title is only a temporary one, since there seems to be no bottom for Fratty Dipshits everywhere. Read more
Just a gentle reminder here not to put your criminal activity on Facebook, unless you'd like it to serve as a testament to your absolute and shattering idiocy. Read more
I don't know why these people can't just post anonymous pictures of their genitals on the internet like the rest of us. Read more