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Anna Merlan
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Anna Merlan was a Senior Reporter at G/O Media until September 2019. She's the author of Republic of Lies: American Conspiracy Theorists and Their Surprising Rise to Power.

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Myself I would have just gone with "convicted felon." Read more

It probably looked a bit like this.

It sounds so stilted and weird. Reminds me of this:

"Sometimes, I wish I could just kill some of these cops. Don't you just wish we could have one of the cops right here in the middle of our group?" Read more

I've been lurking on Jez for ages and of all articles it took this one for me to speak up about...I'm disgusted with the audience and Harvey's reactions. She's so clearly proud of her hobby, the science and art of it should be cultivated and applauded. Seize the day youngin' and don't let the haters drag you down! Read more

Sure, she's a hero but I run one little motel with my mother's old corpse and I'm the weirdo. Read more

Aww, that little girl is going to be one hell of a surgeon/serial killer one day. Read more

"But the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction that has made it too difficult for me to serve...." Read more

I would be declaring dibs on his office so hard if I was in Congress. It's already decorated, that's being an opportunist and using my bootstraps. Read more

I am a PSU Alumna, and I was in a sorority. I never ever set foot in KDR (I was a student in the mid/late 90s) because even back then they had a reputation of being douchebros. Seeing this makes me so sad for our school, who is working so hard to fix our reputation. Read more

Penn State + frats is like the Large Hadron Collider of stupid. The Large Stupid Collider. There's a non-zero chance of them creating a stupidularity and destroying the earth. Read more

Pretty sure the "World's Dumbest" title is only a temporary one, since there seems to be no bottom for Fratty Dipshits everywhere. Read more

Just a gentle reminder here not to put your criminal activity on Facebook, unless you'd like it to serve as a testament to your absolute and shattering idiocy. Read more

I don't know why these people can't just post anonymous pictures of their genitals on the internet like the rest of us. Read more