Anna Merlan's discussions

“couldn’t be better” she murmured woozily, falling face-first into the couch, a mug clenched in her hands, the TV blaring the eighth hour of a congressional hearing on energy and water spending Read more

wow, counterintuitive and yet so deeply true Read more

dammit man Read more

Run for office. There is literally no way you actually misunderstood that one. Read more

I am clearly not fat-shaming him, dude. I am shaming him for dressing like a nerd. Read more

ooh dang Read more

No. Read more

God ALMIGHTY. Read more

Someone is yelling at me via Twitter DMs that it’s a Reuben. I don’t eat meat. I don’t know. Y’all tell me what’s going on. Read more

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Read more

I had both kombucha and coffee this morning and felt extra-chipper. Then Prince died. Sigh. Read more

Someone who replied to the ad sent us her correspondence with the mom in question; I’ve redacted everyone’s name.

I may have to start? I couldn’t remember if we’d called him Rumpelstiltskin before and I had to check. Read more

I try not to generally, too old Read more

I’M SAYIN’ Read more

mmm no Read more

The implication isn’t that he didn’t answer the question at all. He did, acceptably, albeit in generalities (“Obviously Canada has made a commitment to the world,” strong coalition, “strong and active partner,” etc). Read more

er Read more

This may tear Jezebel apart

Update: it was this place: https://www.facebook.com/labellatorte/ Read more