Anna Merlan's discussions

Thank you, but I regret few things more than dying the bottom half of my hair black and leaving the top dishwater brown, what in god’s name Read more

It’s so you can securely send me emails, if you’re someone who wants to securely send me emails Read more

I’m glad you’re OK even though you were taking so many drugs you believed you were in an automobile in Spain #badtrip Read more

Oh dear God, I forgot about that. Chriiiiiiiiiiist Read more

wow kate what’d you do to that car, was it drugs Read more

My OB-GYN doesn’t provide mammograms either. Most gynecologists don’t. Right? It’s almost like these people don’t know what they’re talking about. Read more

don’t worry, I fully broke the windshield with my head, that bus got told Read more

It generates a ton of paperwork, I do not recommend Read more

Oh yeah girl that dude’s in there, just making his very best attempt Read more

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This is the safe space to say that my Forever 21 bra is the prettiest one I own and it was literally $5 Read more

What industry was that? Do you know why he was traveling so much? Do you want to email me?? anna.merlan@jezebel.com Read more

why can’t I flush the whole thing like a toilet, is my question Read more

Jia and I were JUST SAYING we deserve some of those Read more

I covered my horns with a hair bump also Read more

shut up sam Read more

H&M! It ties in front and is the only non-black item of clothing I wear on a regular basis Read more

Ohhhh this is a good idea Read more

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case… Read more

I’m so sorry. Read more