Anna Merlan's discussions

I was actually thinking of Ursula in the Little Mermaid (she's my fave), but this works too! Read more

I think they mean the cost of retaining an attorney, if you do that, and missing work. Read more

I'm not saying anything, because I respect state and federal glitter law Read more

If it rattles I'll know that I'm about to look really great, c'mon dude Read more

I'm sparkly as a motherfucker already, really, but I recognize I'm kinda daring people to be-glitter us here Read more

Yeah, I'd much rather pick up a letter from under a loose brick or taped behind the toilet tank in a men's room, but I'll do the encrypted email jam too, whatever people wanna get down with, you know? Read more

Because you can send me an encrypted secret email if you want to leak me information and you don't want it traced back to you! It's a new thing we've rolled out. Natasha Vargas-Cooper and I are the Jez staffers with encrypted email setups. Read more

Hahahah I didn't even notice that little guy! Read more

I choose to just cry forever, is that an option Read more

I'm from the Southwest, I don't know how you strange lake-adjacent people refer to yourselves, but you all seem very nice, so I'll fix it. Should appear corrected in a sec. Read more

Ugh. Let me fix that. Read more

He has like negative chill Read more

I felt like a damn princess, man! Read more

... Really? Read more

Literally running for some burn cream rn Read more

OH MY GOD Read more

Like you, I have a real passion for bad reviews, so this is giving me a way to channel it. We got some weirdddddd ones coming. Read more

JESUS FUCK MAN Read more

I can't stop laughing Read more

Jesus christ... Read more