Hi Scotts! Welcome to the weird dark magic that is Kinja! Read more

Hi Scotts! Welcome to the weird dark magic that is Kinja! Read more
ACCURATE. Read more
In response to the ongoing kerfuffle, Ramapo has release two more statements , including one by Rosenkranz, who says, in part, "I have never blamed the victim of sexual assault. I have devoted my career to prevent such instances and to heal those affected by these crimes... It pains me that some may have interpreted… Read more
Also see: "Let's eat, Grandma!" vs. "Let's eat Grandma" Read more
I have been laughing at the words "carve a statue of yourself atop Mt. Wrong" since last night. Seriously. Read more
Unless you're Rush Limbaugh! He is in charge of your feelings! Read more
You don't even want to know what I use the eye of newt for Read more
I mean what took so long Read more
Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking. Read more
Isn't that how liberation works? Only one group of people can have equality at a time? NO? WELL GODDAMN. Read more
This is REAL good. Read more
I thought about submitting this to Kara's Shade Court, but I'm not sure we need to. Read more
Hahaha, we just received confirmation that indeed, that's what his rant was responding to. GOOD GUESSIN' Read more
There is also, truly, no justification for Facebook posts this long. Ever. Everrrrrrr. Read more
It's... pretty puzzling behavior from the TSA agent, I agree. Read more
I will reluctantly high-five you for that. Read more
God dammit, those are pretty good points. Read more
No, Jerry Jones sucks, and Houston feels like a swamp and smells like a sewer. COME AT ME. Read more
DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK? Read more