I'm not trying to be adorable. Believe that. Read more

I'm not trying to be adorable. Believe that. Read more
It's good to have thoughts. Read more
Sorry, sounded like I was objectifying him, I'm just excited you've figured out who it is? Can he email me please: anna.merlan@jezebel.com Read more
HOT DAMN. Read more
I hate to bring you out of the greys for this, but a), we have a 70-character headline limit, meaning it would be tough for me to add something like, "Update: Probably Not" and b), re-editing the headline or re-writing the entire post would be misleading. I've added the new information as it's become available.… Read more
Amen. Read more
YES. WHY IS THAT. SERIOUSLY. Read more
Oh shit, yeah, that emphatically doesn't look like Paul Rudd. Read more
Yo, that is fair. Read more
It's as if a racist robot is trying to seduce me: "Expect a lot of male attention!" GO ON. Read more
Very solid Kinja. Read more
Somehow it feels different when someone is self-identifying as fat versus when Walmart is doing it for us though, no? Read more
Thank you, just noticed that as well! Added in an update. Read more
That was my first thought also — that "Fat Girl" was like a cheeky costumerie. But, uh, nah. Read more
So it's 11:15 and the costumes have all been taken out of the category, although the Fat Girl page itself still shows up. Maybe another hour before the whole thing is gone? Pretty good guessing, Yarn! Read more
I like you. Read more
Don't feel bad, I can't even get a gif to insert correctly into a comment. Read more
And praise Jesus for that. http://gifrific.com/ron-burgundy-f… Read more
I think that's what "exploring our options" means in their statement. Read more
You're the second person to make that comment, and both times I frantically checked my headline, because that would be VERY UNFORTUNATE. Read more