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Alexis Sobel Fitts
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Deputy editor, Jezebel

“I haven’t accepted a contribution over $2,800,” says Biden. Because that’s the limit, buddy. 

Kudos to Dana Bash for directly addressing that these men are both in peak coronavirus danger zone since they are both...very old. 

“It’s gotta be solved with an emergency need right now,” says Biden. Gestures wildly. Something about tools. 

This debate feels like Norwegian slow television, except infinitely less soothing.

A pandemic makes a really good backdrop to argue for Medicare for All.

Pete has been waiting all night to give his anecdote about doing basic training in SC. 

Can Bloomberg really talk about marijuana without mentioning Stop & Frisk?

Did Bloomberg hire a cheering section? Genuine question. 

“We went back 40 years and we could only find 3 people who said that they were uncomfortable.” Uh, concerned about Bloomberg’s math.

Drink when Warren says “fight.” An oddly satisfying debate, thanks to all!

“Make America robber barons again,” says Bloomberg. 

For years I played a game called the “Bloomberg” game where you pick out five houses where you would live if you had unlimited resources with which to buy five houses, like Bloomberg. Apparently this game was a lie. He actually has six homes. 

A thought: There are people who will be voting in this election who are younger than Bloomberg’s heart stents. 

All the candidates give Mike a wedgie until he agrees to let everyone out of their NDAs.

It’s honestly baffling how bumbling Bloomberg is without his ads and paid memers.

Liz with the answer to the Stop & Frisk question that Bloomberg should’ve prepared for.