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C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something. Read more
Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second. Read more
I see what you're saying. Honestly, I think if there is a bad guy here it's the agency that created the ad, and presumably leaked it. It's a bad thing for Dominos, bringing lots of negative attention to the brand. On the other hand, it makes the ad company look 'edgy' and somebody might call them if they're into… Read more
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Untrue. Read more
Kentucky Filled Colon. Read more
Truth. And people wonder why I essentially just want to play Mass Effect on repeat. It's not just for Garrus Vakarian.* Read more
I just realized my daughter is going to misspell stuff all the time as she learns... am I going to be a spelling/grammar nazi with her? No, it's "there", not "their"... Yes, "Mommy drinks." is technically a full sentence... No, no, the apostrophe doesn't go there! Read more
I don't know... Read more
Less accurate.
What's a pizza company to do if they want to get in on that sweet 50 Shades of Grey cash cow action, but have…
Should they throw some ranch in there too? Read more
Something, something, something, saving the bread. Save bread! Read more
Generally, it's the job of a restaurateur to talk about how great their product is in order to entice customers. If…