Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

I really love the "We Will Not Forget" sign with a chicken face. I want that for my living room. Read more

oh you might enjoy this: Goldman Sachs came in and threw a party at work last week. Paid for everything in cash. Left us their change as a tip. ¢50. On almost a $200 tab. I handed the woman her change and she waved her hand at me like "oh I don't need it you can have it." And walked off. Read more

I was driven crazy by a trainee. I came back from 2 days off and would taking over for another trainer server. When I walked into work my manager took me to the side and begged me to go easy on the girl. I have a reputation for being an highly effective but sometimes... er... intimidating trainer (all of them confess Read more

They stage these elaborate protests and everyone either ignores or mocks them. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't so ridiculous. Read more

The Southern Poverty Law Center released a report called "Close to Slavery: Guest Worker Programs in the United States" Read more

CNN is reporting that the extent of the police presence seems to be centered on South Florissant, while the bulk of the property that has been looted or burned is on West Florissant. I just heard a reporter say there is virtually no police protection there and it's almost like the police are letting that part of the Read more

Idk, I mean I guess it's not impossible. It just seems kind of redundant, the evangelical vegan crowd is pretty good at discrediting themselves, without any extra help. Read more

So so glad I saved BCO after reading some of the more depressing stories above it. Read more

I'm not so sure these people even are really vegans. I mean, wouldn't it make more sense for the meat industry to put these out for everyone to make fun of? It certainly makes me want some chicken. Read more

I love that everyone just pushed through them. The only people paying attention were the manager(I feel so bad for him) and a couple people shooting video on their phones(because no one would believe this nonsense without proof). Hilarious! Read more

This IS performance art, right? Because... I mean, I'm a pathetically soft-hearted, anthropomorphizing, nearly life-long vegetarian (ever since I was big enough to start preparing my own food), and I think this is HILARIOUS. Read more

Guys... I mean you can push the violence angle all you want. But uh, it most certainly is food. That's why you're hanging out in a supermarket. If it weren't food then presumably we wouldn't be eating it, and you'd have to grow up and find a real cause to support? Read more

Part of me kind of hopes that these guys get arrested sooner or later for acting like asshats on some else's property. Read more

I think that people across the country need to come together and drown Dr, Oz in a giant vat of acai juice or something already. Read more

Needs more chicken singing. Youtube has failed me, unable to find a chicken singing version of the funeral march, though I know I've heard one. Read more

Back in the 1990s, my friend and I were having lunch in a very quiet, near-empty restaurant in Philadelphia's Chinatown. Suddenly, two men, one in his 20's, one in his 50's or 60's, burst into the dining room from the kitchen, yelling at each other in Cantonese. An older woman soon followed them into the dining room Read more

So happy for BCO! I had a deadline today that took up the whole day, then some kiddo activities that kept me away until about a half hour ago. This is seriously making my day. Thank you uber! Read more

Where's the deals? I'm looking to spend the $7854 I earned working at home last month, and I don't need a Chrysler Sebring Convertable. Read more

......ecco......