C.A. Pinkham's saved articles

A couple of years ago I went to the beach with a couple of my girlfriends. It was Memorial Day weekend, and one friend invited on short notice the guy she had been messaging on EHarmony. No biggie. He was nice, and funny, and not an axe murderer. Read more

Also, Cincinnati and their damn sweetened chili. Read more

I'm wondering if the hot guy is one of those "Gotta get my money's worth kind of people"... Read more

The sugar packet story is like how I regard people who dump sriracha over everything. Like, first, you didn't even taste it, and second, why the fuck are you putting sriracha on curry? and toast? and corn on the cob? and ICE CREAM??? what is wrong with you people?? Read more

Frozen meat, canned veggies, and frozen food? Microwaves?? Aren't supper clubs usually known for better quality food? Part of me thinks this must have been back in the day, when microwaves weren't as common in homes and canned veggies were considered just fine dumped out, heated up, maybe buttered. Blech. I can't… Read more

So, I can see some people having weird-ass taste in food. There are some things that are apparently THE BOMB that I just cannot get behind, like dipping fries in a shake. Eeeeugh. But eating frozen meat? While still frozen? How do you even chew it? Is it that they have ice-chewing addictions but know they need to have… Read more

Between 2 and 8 percent of allegations like this are false. Taking the high point of 8%, considering thirteen women have come forward, the probability that all of them are false allegations is around 0.00000000000000000000000000054975581. If those odds of his innocence are good enough that you don't mind throwing a… Read more

Even the numbers alone should speak volumes. Sure, ONE story MAY look like a tabloid grab for quick cash for the story... but ten? TWENTY? It makes more logical sense (Occam's Razor) that more victims are coming forward due to the safety in numbers, as opposed to the greedy coming out of the woodwork with the intent… Read more

POLL: putting sugar on spaghetti with marinara/tomato sauce. Read more

Whelp now I want a hotdog. Read more

"Through the haze I thought I was being clever when I told him I had an infection and he would catch it and his wife would know he had sex with someone. But he just found another orifice to use..." Read more

That's exactly what you just did. Read more

Seriously. I keep thinking these stories can't possibly get worse. And then they do. He's a fucking horrible man. Even by rapist standards. Read more

The Bill Cosby Show isn't The Cosby Show. It was a different show altogether. Read more

This just breaks my heart: Read more

I wonder how many professional enablers (like this chauffeur) were in his life? Read more

Ugh. I need a shower. And I just took a shower. Read more

During commercial breaks and every time someone on-screen blinks. Read more

I need to stop reading Kitchenette in the middle of the night when I'm hungry because all I want right now in the world is a double cheeseburger and fries. Read more

Yep. I work in a sushi restaurant and we have to refill the low sodium soy sauce bottles at three times the rate of the regular ones. Now when I ask to go orderers what kind of soy sauce packets they want, if they answer "regular" they get a high five from me. Read more