Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

It's a tough issue for cities to deal with. Certainly, if the homeless bother the patrons of a business, then it makes sense to have the ability to tell them to move along and to keep people from giving them a reason to stay there. Read more

I'd like to pass a law advocating immediate death penalties being meted out to douchebags like Walker and Scott - and Boehner, Rumsfeld, and turtle face from Kentucky... Read more

"Semen flavours up the coffee and makes you think your having a good time". Read more

I really miss the old days when I could get my gay cum at a nice neighborhood cafe where everyone knows each other, now it's just Starbucks everywhere. Read more

I seriously think Kinja/Jezebel consistently have the best comment sections on the internet. Almost every time there's at least one that causes me to totally lose my shit. Thank you; that's all. Read more

I just tried the new Starbucks Ebola Fappuccino and, as a straight male, I have to say it was better than the salted caramel one. Read more

Mr. Abbott is such a great human being! It's nice to read about something really good every once in awhile! Read more

I know I'm late to the game, but let me just share with you the picture that was in my field of vision as I was reading how

This man is amazing. If I make it to 90, I hope I'm that awesome. Read more

Scott Walker's eyes are noticeably misaligned. Read more

Not exactly true. It's just that the ones who hated Rick Scott more couldn't find a fuck to give that would have gotten them out of their electric-powered La-Z-Boy chairs long enough to vote. Read more

I dunno, man. A 90 year old man that's been feeding the homeless for decades and continues to do so after being arrested for doing it after some new wanker law is imposed? Seems badass to me. Read more

This man is awesome and a hero. I hope he'll get donations, but even more than that, I hope someone with the means will come along and offer him a kitchen where he can continue his work unmolested! Read more

Feed Lot Sodomy is the best/worst porn title I've ever thought of. Read more

"...and makes you thinks you're having a good time." Care to tell us how you know that, Rev? Read more

Sitting in the grays on my couch in Green Bay, drowning my sorrows in cheap wine because that shitbag assface Walker is somehow STILL my fucking governor, and then this gem of a post appeared before me. Thank you. My crush on you just grew to a new level. Read more