C.A. Pinkham's saved articles

Crystal meth needs to step up its game in rural PA. Read more

First off, no backwards-facing hats? Has anyone actually worn a backwards-facing hat since 1997? Read more

NO oversized or excessive jewelry Read more

As a Floridian, this sounds mainly like classism. Not saying that it doesn't sound racist as well, the restriction of do-rags was clearly racist. Unfortunately it doesn't even surprise me. There are a ton of resort-type restaurants here that cater more to the older, more affluent crowd, who want to feel like they're… Read more

And that's how I got fired for laughing my ass off in a library. Thanks a lot, Pink. Read more

Okay, first, its not really a 'restaurant' per se; its a beachfront (if you consider Ben T. Davis Beach a beach, which I don't - its disgusting) bar/eatery joint that is all to familiar in this part of the state. Read more

Fuck you hulk, I'm gonna wear my chunky statement necklace and you can't stop me! Oh, that's right, you're not directing that at me are you? Read more

Do feather boas count as jewelry?

I'm currently living in Birmingham, AL, and a LOT of bars and clubs (not the ones I frequent, more the college-douche type) have this obviously racist type of dress code. Of course, they could pretty much strictly enforce "ONLY Dockers khaki shorts, boat shoes, and short-sleeved collared shirts allowed" and you… Read more

But feel free to permanently maim a friend, and then give a shrug and absolve yourself by saying, "I guess that was God's plan for him." Read more

I think I like "bugfuck" far more than "goat fuck". Thanky. I'll be putting that into the rotation. Read more

1997 was the last time the Hulkster was relevant.

No skullcaps? What about the many observant Jews who want to enjoy the kitchen's fine kosher offerings? Without having to look at baggy pants and oversized jewelry? I was so gonna lobby to hold all my family's b mitzvot there, BUT I GUESS NOT MR NO SKULLCAP HOGAN. Read more

If ever for some reason I ended up in a Hulk Hogan-operated restaurant, I would expect the serving staff to wear do-rags, tight t-shirts and gigantic faux wrestling medals. This disappoints. Read more

I was really willing to give them the benefit of he doubt until they threw in the thing about jewelry. All combined it only says, "We don't like black people." They could've saved some money on signage if they'd just say what they mean. Read more

No racially motivated dress code is complete without "no hoodies." I'd bet it was on that list before Trayvon Martin was killed. Read more

Here's Hulk's maître d' enforcing the 'dress code.'

NO oversized or excessive jewelry