C.A. Pinkham's saved articles

God damn it would have been awesome if Jeter's final at-bat were an intentional walk. Read more

I hear you. I mean, if anything Showalter hates the Yankees. He was fired the season before they went on a historical run and had to watch Torre win (with the team and many minor league players he picked) get all the glory. Read more

Remember who the O's manager is? Buck Showalter, former Yankee manager. Yes this is really just sarcasm cause there's no way to script that. Read more

I blame these recently hired cooks:

Aw, you've made flowers bloom in my heart where there was once only weed(s)! Read more

But opium kills your appetite! Read more

YEAH, BUT IS THERE MSG IN IT BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THAT Read more

People began getting suspicious when the Yelp reviews went from 1 star to a sparkling emerald dragon. Read more

Unwritten rule of baseball rule #142; when you're gonna retire and its your last home game, they coordinate a walk off. Stickball needs some good story lines bro. Don't take this from them. Read more

Was anybody watching the entire inning? Were the home runs that Baltimore hit in the top of the ninth on meatball pitches just like that one? Read more

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical Read more

Zhang's Noodles: OpiYUM! Read more

Miss Ohio's puppet kind of looks like the new Miss America. Coincidence? I think not.

There is no better competitor than Ohio. SHE WAS ROBBED. Read more

ERIN WHY U HATE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN? Read more

in three years I have avoided such nonsense: I preview anything I show to LPC. If I find it too annoying I don't show it! Granted, I can recite the entire Curious George SERIES because he's totally obsessed, but at least it's not something that is totally awful to me, ya know? Read more

The other day, my toddler asked to watch "the Homer cartoon". I've never been so proud. Read more

It's inevitable. My daughter is currently obsessed with "American Ninja Warrior" I mean, it's a far cry from Disney anything, but she literally gets out of bed at 5am on weekends to go downstairs and watch back-to-back episodes while mindlessly spooning Cheerios into her mouth until my wife or I get out of bed and… Read more

What are you going to do now that you used up your entire pun budget for the year? Granted, it was an amazing show, and I LOLed. Read more

Were the cookies vegan? Read more