that's going to give kids a REALLY inaccurate view of a vagina's flavor profile) (oh God I'm so sorry). Read more
Yes, this is how we will beat Sky Net. I feel like this raises a philosophical question for the 21st century: Can you troll a troll? Read more
I think we should just let kids learn about vaginas like I did, from Gwar. Read more
OMG. Plug in your damn phone. Please.
"That's going to give kids a REALLY inaccurate view of a vagina's flavor profile" If I had been told that Vagina's tasted like sugar cookies as a kid, that would have totally ruined Vagina's for me and would most likely not be bi... but this one line made this story for me.. Read more
Thank you for writing this and saving me a lot of typing. Read more
so the story I saw in my Facebook feed featured a picture (apparently there are stock photos of vagina cookies?) was of vagina cookies. And I have to say I like sprinkles usually, but now I'm not sure I'll ever be able to see them as anything other than faux pubic stubble. Read more
There's a reason Adam Silver is now far and away the most competent sports commissioner in the US. Read more
"Hooha cookies" and "vulvadoodles" shouldn't be this giggle inducing. I'm channeling my 12 year old self. Read more
Had to give you a follow for that. Well earned. Read more
Nobody would care if sea horses got aborted BECAUSE THE DAD WOULD BE DOING IT. Read more
Are you a seahorse? Read more
So Wednesday night is bar night with the guys, and they loved this story. They wanted to know if she used almonds for the clitoris, if there was any disclaimer that not all vaginsa are color-coded, and why this wasn't an option for them in college. I am seeing a buainess opportunity here. Read more
"Timmy! Stop picking your nose and eat your vagina!"