Cornwell: Here, take this hush money and just go away. After all, your client likes to fuck athletes. Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
Exactly. And I could tell when the eggs were overcooked-although the server was really nice about it. I apologized and showed him the yolk (hard-boiled!) and he apologized and took away. No drama. I don't know what I'd do if they gave me country gravy and tried to pretend it was hollandaise, though. Read more
"...I stand by my belief that if you order something, take a bite, don't like it, and don't eat any more of it, you don't owe the restaurant money for it..." Read more
I don't think I've ever asked for something to be taken off the bill. I mean, it's not anyone's fault if I just don't like a dish. But I have had servers notice that I haven't eaten much, ask if it was okay, and when I said I just didn't like it they took it off the bill. Read more
I have sent food back exactly twice in my life-once when the eggs were over-cooked in the Eggs Benedict and the other when the whole dish tasted like vinegar. And I did it right away-after one bite. And they replaced with another Eggs Benedict and with something that didn't taste like vinegar had been poured on it.… Read more
Materials should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law. Read more
The water I was drinking just shot out my nose. Read more
1) Grats on managing to make an article about bisexual invisibility all about you. We haven't seen that before—at all. Read more
DO NOT mention Bisquick either... Man, that was gruesome day. Read more
Wait, you're saying that if you were attracted to a woman and she said she'd had consensual sexual contact (or even just romantic contact, I guess? Platinum?) as a teen or young adult, you would suddenly stop being attracted to her? Read more
Wait, what? Jesus, meows. Really? If you're ruling out potential partners because of the genders of their previous lovers, that's awful. Really awful. Read more
Let me counter that: what's wrong with a woman having slept with men, if she's also interested in women? It's a silly prejudice. Read more
Just wait until you admit you like well-done steak on kitchenette. Read more
I've been out as bisexual/pansexual since I was 15, and 13 years later, my mother still refuses to believe me since she hasn't seen me with any women and I wound up married to a man. It's hard to get her to take into account the fact that I purposely didn't introduce her to any of the women I've been involved with… Read more