C.A. Pinkham's saved articles

She has definitely overestimated how important hats are to the story. She must have just seen "Sorting Hat" and went nuts from there with the hats. Read more

YES I LOVE KITCHEN HAT. Read more

#TeamModHat Read more

Sure thing, Kitchen Hat! Read more

That actually, inexplicably, makes me want to read this story.

It's like staring in horror at an oil tanker overturned on the highway. Read more

YER A JESUS, HARRY. Read more

I'm with you. The hat thing is incredibly mind boggling. Read more

I bet she placed the tip of her index finger in her mouth when she breathily said that and used the other index finger to twirl her hair around it. Read more

Perfect use of the reference. I salute you

The thing that makes me think this is maybe not a hoax is the author's ability to identify sexual tension where no other human being would be able to see it. Why is Hermione Granger suddenly a porno character? Read more

I feel like Christians like her are on shaky ground beliefs wise if they think 1 book series will turn their kids into devil worshipers. I was obsessed with Aztec gods and goddesses and didn't leave the church to start worshiping Quetzalcoatl (also called Morning Star). Read more

It really makes no difference to such deluded people what the author's own beliefs are. People regularly accuse Lord of the Rings of being somehow anti-Christian, even though Tolkien was the most devout and unwavering Catholic a person could possibly be. Read more

That history isn't actually true. Christianity never suffered the mass persecution that some early "historians" invented. ike today's Christians, they were so bad at history that they claimed to be thrown to the lions in the Colosseum during a time period where the Colosseum didn't even exist. Read more

Oh sweet Dumbledore amighty. If this woman really feels the need to go there, she can observe about the fact that J.K. Rowling herself is a semi-practicing Christian (I want to say Scottish Presbyterian) who feels that the Potter series has some parallels with faith-based virtues and justice systems? AND EVEN IF THEY… Read more

'Why not make some slight changes so these books are family friendly?' Read more

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS. Read more

We had this discussion the other day on one of his posts. No one could believe it. Read more

Trout's name is Colin?

My mind is shattered, the illusion is broken. I am forever changed. Read more

Watch out for that Pinkham guy. He doesn't appreciate the genius of FRIES RIGHT IN THE SANDWICH. Read more