Where’s your “this week has EVERYTHING” comment that I always read in Stefon’s voice Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
They can kick like you wouldn’t believe. Read more
I could point out there’s a missing word here, but frankly, using “bacon” as a word is better than the more normal way to write this sentence. Read more
I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments. Read more
OH COME ON Read more
SCROLL UP, SOMEONE DID THIS Read more
Never change. Read more
OH MY GOD YOU BRILLIANT, HORRIBLE BASTARD Read more
Yeah, I take back what I said about the other thing you wrote: THIS is actually my favorite kinja comment ever. Read more
Rizzo is normally a great GM, but fuck, that Papelbon trade is the worst move of his career. It’s like the anti-Steven Souza trade. Read more
Uh...Desmond, Zimmerman (before he got hurt again—of course), and Werth have all actually been very good in the last two months. If the starting pitching other than Strasburg and ESPECIALLY the bullpen hadn’t been a fucking tire fire, they probably still would’ve won the division. Read more
You’re right; this season, Harper has been way better. Read more
This is pretty much my favorite comment of all time. Read more
As someone who is a complete waste of oxygen, I applaud Papelbon Read more
Except the opposite of this, you dumb shit. Read more
It’s understood that Outback Steakhouse is not actual Australian steaks. They’re welcome to be snobby about Outback Steakhouse—I have no issues with that. No one here takes pride in the prevalence of Outback Steakhouse. Read more
but i suppose that isn’t important as long as THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE PLAYING OR WHO MIGHT PLAY GAMES BECAUSE THAT’S HOW THE FREE MARKET WORKS get what they want. Read more
+1 journey worth the joke destination Read more
Really? Because I imagine he’s a transphobic dickrocket. Read more
I’ve talked about this before: I can’t choose to do specific topics, as I pretty much have to go with what I want to do. I’ve requested topic submissions before as part of a regular BCO, and it’s never worked. I probably COULD do a bartenders submission, but I don’t know if it’d be any more interesting than just… Read more