Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Goddamit, I thought of this response just before I read that you were already on top of it. Read more

This entire thread is why Australians are my favorite commenters. Read more

I don’t fucking agree, but I fucking appreciate you saying that. Read more

I’m fucking sorry, I can’t fucking help myself! Read more

what is this why am i laughing so hard where am i Read more

Is...is there a character with my actual name on Downton Abbey? Read more

I feel like I probably would’ve been bullied more in high school if I didn’t have an angry streak a mile wide and a reputation for craziness. I think other kids were honestly scared to bully me because they didn’t know what the fuck I’d do. This was probably a good call; I think I would’ve bitten someone, at the very Read more

“Reviewer can only discuss French National Team on a Tuesday while Mercury is in retrograde, and may not use proper nouns” Read more

Possibly because Alex Hutchinson is incompetent. Read more

And this is exactly why my instinct is to say the restaurant made them work while sick. Read more

I feel like doing it with Herpes is way meaner bc of the stigma, tbh. Read more