C.A. Pinkham's discussions

Alternatively, it’s actually getting easier to understand: denial. Read more

Neville Longbottom. Read more

To be fair, whatever anyone wants to say about Ryan Reynolds, he was born for this particular role. I cannot imagine any other actor playing this character. Read more

Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, and Bellatrix Lestrange aren’t vicious? Also, Molly Weasley (specifically described as overweight) isn’t an iron-spined badass? Peter Pettigrew was also described as thin and ratlike in the books. The movie casting differed from the book.

Basically, you are spectacularly and objectively wrong,… Read more

THANK YOU. I didn’t think that was just my imagination. Read more

I really feel like you would be more comfortable if you just went back to /r/redpill. Read more

Never has a team name been more apt. Read more

I’ll still take that over trying to trick old people on Facebook into believing shit that is absolutely untrue. Read more

Please clarify this comment. Read more

I’m seeing equal numbers of comments supporting both sides of this—or expressing uncertainty—which doesn’t surprise me. Unless Koch himself wants to actually clarify what he was going for, I’m not sure we’re getting an answer to this. Read more

Every single time I read this comment I crack up all over again. Read more

Also, is Pettigrew even overweight in the books? I always thought that was a movie construction. I always read him as a tiny weaselly guy in the books. Read more

Whether it’s targeting the left or right (and honestly, I can’t see an ironclad argument for either), its still a step up on the Daily Currant, because at least it’s actually intended to be understood as satire. Nothing is as terrible as shitty fake satire sites. Read more

Fair point. I was more referring to the fact that when they find the camera, it’s usually pretty easy for them to figure out who put it there. Read more

There’s no way in hell it’s serious; “their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs” is a dead giveaway on that. It’s definitely satire, the only question is satire of what? Read more

Good to see you’ve got enough free time to create all these Kinja sockpuppets, Jason. Props for keeping all those burner codes straight, too. Read more

Who’s green lantern? Read more

Between this and your Twitter feed, you’re like the Tumblr whisperer. Read more

Wait, is that Will Sasso? Read more

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ASPARTAME. Read more