C.A. Pinkham's discussions

Because it’s fucking illegal for the judge to order the kids into a group home for refusing to see their Dad. This is detailed in an above comment: the judge has no standing whatsoever to have the kids put in a group home, because legally, they’re not party to the divorce case. What she’s doing is not just unethical,… Read more

This is the best and stupidest thing I’ve ever read Read more

Congratulations! Your team might, if every single thing breaks right, break .500 and still probably not make the playoffs in the West. Bully for you. Read more

Marco Bellinelli and the corpse of Rajon Rondo are a “solid” free agent signing class? Read more

Well, this would certainly give those bomb defusal missions some interesting subtext. Read more

SOURCE: Am being told Nathan Explosion was actually guilty of the floor-shitting attributed Chuck C Johnson. CORRECTION: Am being told this is actually a guy named Nathan Espinosa. CORRECTION: Am now being told Nathan Espisonna was actually only guilty of baby-sitting his niece one time, easy mistake to make. Chuck C… Read more

Ooh, slick. Read more

If it’s virtually impossible to complete. In the case of this achievement, if you’re using an HDTV (which is most gamers), there’s input lag that Square-Enix was too fucking dumb to account for when they ported it that makes it literally impossible for human brains to react to the flash; you’d have to start pressing… Read more

There’s also the fact that because of an error in the HD port, it is almost literally impossible to complete this on PS3. You basically have to be a fucking Jedi. If game companies are going to fuck up and make something unreasonably hard, I feel no shame for cheesing the living fuck out of it (see also: fucking Iron… Read more

Lol no Read more

Oh my God how did I never notice this Read more

Pictured: Sex incarnate.

For real, tho, Popeye having a son who is actually somewhat attractive is a bigger upset than Tyson-Douglas. Read more

I wouldn’t really put KotOR 2 in the same conversation here. It’s one of the most disappointing games I’ve ever played, but I didn’t notice any bug issues—it just had one of the worst, most up-its-own-ass stories I’ve ever seen (you’re a “rift” in the force? Fuck off with that nonsense). Same with Neverwinter Nights… Read more

Eh, that’s not so much a publisher issue, though. I mean, in part it is, sure, but Bethesda’s engine renders pretty much every game that uses it like that—and I say that as someone who ADORES Bethesda games. Read more

Monsters Inc. is ranked higher than it should be (it really should switch places with Wall-E and then moved down a few spots, because come the fuck on), but other than that...yeah, pretty solid. It’s pretty much impossible for me to pick between Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Toy Story 3, and The Incredibles. Read more

I mean, good for him that he gets to make money doing a thing he loves. I just will never, ever, EVER understand the appeal of Let’s Plays. Read more

I’m going to pull this comment out of the grays here so we can all take joy in laughing at it, because holy shit, this is spectacular. Read more

A lot of it probably is that many cooks don’t really know how to cook a fucking steak. At the Crystal City McCormick’s, I used to tell people who ordered a steak that I would do my best to get the kitchen to get the temp right, but it was entirely possible we’d have to send it back. People really did appreciate… Read more