nothing, but a lot is wrong with stupid cookies, which are bad Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
I am extremely confused that you’re horrified by flour, which is one of the least offensive substances on the planet. Read more
Any chef worth a damn will react this way. Most of them just react that way privately and the customer is none the wiser. Read more
why don’t you just eat sugared butter if that’s all you’re after? Read more
It’s like saying “I never considered a woman could crank out a 140 mph serve” after seeing someone do it. The idea that acknowledging that one’s subcsubconscious preconceived notions were incorrect is itself sexist is one of the more bafflingly dumb reaches for offense I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been to twitter. Read more
My fiancee did this earlier this year. I almost had a fucking heart attack, and there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth. I was just so baffled that she’d even think to do that; seriously, who the fuck does that?! Read more
I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe. Read more
“EAT YOUR SHAME CREATIONS IN SOLITUDE LIKE THE REST OF US, FREAK!”* Read more
You know, I could list all the cases of Yelp extorting businesses (legally, somehow), or the fact that people leave terrible, lying reviews on these sites and nothing ever gets done about them, or the fact that I’ve eaten at places with great reviews that were fucking terrible (I can only assume these were places that… Read more
Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle. Read more
This comment is amazing and I forgive you your terrible steak proclivities. Read more
Man, suddenly your feelings on cookie dough make perfect sense. Read more
Important question: is this a psychological thing where the red freaks you out, or do you just not like the taste of meat that hasn’t been turned into shoe leather? Read more
Still trying to figure out why you hate joy Read more
The reel, put together by director Kerry Conran (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow) Read more
There aren’t enough stars in the whole universe for this. Read more
This would be amazing. Read more
Yeah this is why every time anyone posts pictures of their kids, that photo is immediately removed, sure yeah makes total sense Read more
Because this question is not beside the point at all: just to clarify, fake-ass cancer, or fake ass cancer? Read more
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Read more