Your grandmother sounds like a complete badass. Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
Skills competition event: a race around the bases between Bartolo, Pablo Sandoval, and Prince Fielder. I’m not sure what the reward would be. Maybe cake. Read more
I would watch the fuck out of Puig, Harper, and Stanton competing in the Arm Cannon event. Read more
Did you just want to continue the thread of comments that make no sense, or...? Read more
If high taxes are the price I have to pay to get onion rings that aren’t the shit variety we have in the mid-Atlantic, I’m willing to make that sacrifice. Read more
My honor would not allow me to do so. Read more
I will sin as much as I please, thank you. Read more
I am as enticed by the onion rings in this picture. Where do I have to go to find this magical land where people don’t fuck up onion rings by making them huge and thick so the entire fucking onion slimes out onto your face when you take one bite? Read more
What are you even talking about Read more
This actually isn’t the first time the company has had lobster rolls on its menu; it was actually launched nationally—and failed spectacularly—in 1993 Read more
I also ate plenty of actual good lobster rolls! I’m not sure if I ate anything other than lobster rolls on that trip, and I was there like two weeks. Read more
Well-played. Read more
well this isn’t very creative at all Read more
Hehe you said “balls” Read more
I am not in favor of this, only because “hubby” is maybe the second-worst word in the English language. I won’t eat Chubby Hubby regardless because of the name, and this is twice as bad. Read more
Yes bc a marshmallow swirl is just a river of goop sitting in the middle of my otherwise-delicious ice cream. Read more
lololololololololololol Read more
LONG LIVE LOADER BOT Read more
How is it possible for a person to be this wrong Read more
Not a fan of the jam; I found it overpoweringly cloying. Read more