Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

God, I’m annoyed to be on the same side of a debate as some of these people. Read more

Man, way to make Kryptonite Portabellos sound delicious. Read more

...no? We got Kelly Oubre. Hardaway is going to the Hawks. Read more

My response when people do this has become, “thank you for summarizing my point so concisely!” Read more

Intentional. It’s an archaic variant spelling of “loathe,” and I’ve always liked it better for the phrase “I am loth to ___________.” Read more

So talk to the manager, since it’s the manager’s job to deal with situations like that. Bad service happens, but if you’re lecturing the server and trying to tell them how do to their job rather than talking to the person you actually should be talking to, that’s a dick move. Read more

I’m just laughing really, really hard at the lack of self-awareness it takes to be a dick to a writer and then be like “BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE ME OUT OF THE GRAYS.” I mean, that is some next-level self-centeredness, right there. Read more

Considering how snooty the PC Master Race people regularly get, I honestly consider this turn of events to be their just comeuppance. Fuck ‘em. Read more

You just knew some complete fucknuts was going to say some bullshit like this. Read more