Yeah, I’m pretty sure you live in the area I’m from, which if I remember right is what, the third most expensive place in the country? Read more
C.A. Pinkham
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You’d be amazed how few hits you get back on our image services that accurately portray the nebulous horrors of school cafeterias. Read more
List of DC Residents’ Worst Fears: Read more
You’re missing the fact that Iverson was one of the most unreal athletes we’ve ever seen. Given what we watched him do on the court for over a decade, this story doesn’t surprise me. We forget this because he was small relative to his peers, but a lot of the normal rules of the human body didn’t apply to Allen Iverson. Read more
They’re in the trailer, too, though. Read more
A saw an advance screener of this pilot months ago. At the time, I thought it was one of the stupidest damn things I’d ever seen. Time has not altered that impression. Read more
Companies really seem to hate it when games writers don’t abide by a puritanical code of silence and actually try to report on stuff. Read more
“Then of course Asha is gone due to the Iron Isles being cut.”
No? They just renamed her. She’s in the show. So is Blackfish, and Gendry actually has a much larger role on the show. Read more
Ice cream with pancakes?! Read more
OK, I have to dismiss this comment, purely because if I scroll past this picture any more I’m going to have nightmares. Read more
I contemplated a Florida joke, but it just felt way too obvious at this point. Read more
My excuse is that it is delicious and awful and I hate myself. Read more
Pennsylvania drivers (at least Pittsburgh ones) are batshit fucking insane. These people terrify me, and I grew up in DC. Read more
Just to be clear, I am not going to stop hating on Oklahoma despite never having been there. Read more
The Knockout Game is not real, and that is in no way what that was. All the other kids were confused as shit when it happened. Read more
Is that...Hagar piledriving a shark? Read more
10/10 would watch Read more
It’s been done. Read more
OK, A) no, I was laughing my ass off as the train moved on, and B) wow, that is seriously fucked up. Read more
So, story time: I was actually once randomly assaulted on the subway for no goddamn reason. I was on my way home from work, wearing a hoodie and listening to music with my head down. I was interacting with and bothering absolutely no one. This group of middle school kids on their way home from school got on as I was… Read more