Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

I am frankly stunned that THIS is the post that’s drawn out all the dickhead trolls. Read more

Yes, “please leave off the tomato because otherwise I might die” is exactly what the word “entitled” means. Lol, bye now. Read more

Lol, wow, anti-tipping trolls here? I’ll give you dipshits credit for being persistent. Bye now. Read more

That’s fair! That’s what you should do. I’m not saying people should claim they have allergies when they don’t—that’s a dick move for the reason you point out. But if they do claim allergies, they need to be taken seriously by the restaurant even if there’s reason to suspect it might not be true, just in case. Read more

Even if he’d gotten it through before the final horn sounded, they would’ve reviewed it and decided it happened after the buzzer, because that’s the sort of call the Spurs in the playoffs always get. I’m really enjoying the fantastically dumb “THE CLIPPERS GOT THAT BOGUS FOUL CALL IN THEIR FAVOR AND THAT’S WHY THEY Read more

Such a meetup is the dark place, Simba. Never go there. Read more

Methinks these people are really not familiar with Occam’s Razor. Read more

Don’t bring your “logic” to a GGer! It hurts their fragile minds! Read more

“Just the existence of GG and the outing of the GameJournoPros emailer list has made games journalism a bit of a better place by forcing them to be more accountable for their writing.”

Yeah, that’s totally what “accountability” means. You’re not fucking up that word at all. Read more

No, Shinto/Buddhist, actually; Taoism/Daoism has had a cultural influence, but it’s not really considered a primary religion by most people. What is, is generally known as Ryobu Shinto, Ryobu Buddhism, or Dual Buddhism, and there’s nothing weird to the Japanese about technically believing in two religions at once Read more

I enjoy how you think “aGG” is a thing, like there’s a concerted anti-Gamergate movement, when in actuality it’s just that anyone with both a soul and a functioning brain doesn’t like you. Read more

This is the dumbest response one can possibly have to the above post. If you are working in food service (and I’m assuming you are), you should really get a different job that would be more to your mental speed. Like, perhaps, a job where someone pays you to smash your face into a wall over and over. Read more

Somehow Blake Griffin had a triple-double and he was probably the 4th-most memorable Clipper in that game. I just wow. Read more

You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense. Read more