Yes, and I regret it every day. Soft-shell corn tortillas are an abomination. Read more

Yes, and I regret it every day. Soft-shell corn tortillas are an abomination. Read more
Fried eggplant actually is great and I can't believe I missed it at first. Read more
They're pretty good. A big bucket of steamers is better. Read more
Fried chicken chain that started in the Carolinas. They're in DC now (there's one in Union Station, at least). Great fries, horrible chicken and biscuits. But you like KFC, so I have no idea how you'd react to it. Read more
You're killing it today. Read more
I'm just blinking in absolute confusion at this comment. It's like you said the earth was rectangular. Read more
I can't stop laughing Read more
My fiancee's family always eats their pizza with knives and forks. It's so goddamn weird. Read more
So stuffed crust is also a topping? Read more
Something can be pizza and also garbage. Just ask Papa John's! Read more
I added that. Read more
OK I'd actually eat this. Read more
Probably just above tomatoes. Read more
That's still pizza. It's disgusting, but it's pizza. It doesn't not become pizza just because they put gross shit on it. Read more
Because they do. Ninja turtles lied to you. Read more
Because black olives and peppers are gross and wrong and bad and you should feel bad. Read more
Tomato and anything don't belong together, because tomatoes are the universe's most disgusting creation. Read more
Apparently I'm not making it up. Go look at my response to TBat. Read more
I thought I was just making this up to make fun of Pittsburgh, but I looked this up: this is actually a common thing on pizza here. Turns out I was right. Read more