Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Yes, and I regret it every day. Soft-shell corn tortillas are an abomination. Read more

Fried eggplant actually is great and I can't believe I missed it at first. Read more

They're pretty good. A big bucket of steamers is better. Read more

Fried chicken chain that started in the Carolinas. They're in DC now (there's one in Union Station, at least). Great fries, horrible chicken and biscuits. But you like KFC, so I have no idea how you'd react to it. Read more

I'm just blinking in absolute confusion at this comment. It's like you said the earth was rectangular. Read more

My fiancee's family always eats their pizza with knives and forks. It's so goddamn weird. Read more

Something can be pizza and also garbage. Just ask Papa John's! Read more

That's still pizza. It's disgusting, but it's pizza. It doesn't not become pizza just because they put gross shit on it. Read more

Because black olives and peppers are gross and wrong and bad and you should feel bad. Read more

Tomato and anything don't belong together, because tomatoes are the universe's most disgusting creation. Read more

Apparently I'm not making it up. Go look at my response to TBat. Read more

I thought I was just making this up to make fun of Pittsburgh, but I looked this up: this is actually a common thing on pizza here. Turns out I was right. Read more