Bojangles has wonderful fries and absolute shit for everything else. Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
Your mom tastes gross on pizza. Read more
Fried eggplant really shouldve been on here. I cant believe I missed it. Thats a top ten ingredient. Read more
This comment is making me giggle both because its a great image and bc apparently you dont know what clams casino are. Read more
You mustve missed my soup rankings. Read more
I am just so sad for you. Read more
Then it just becomes a cheese blend. Read more
I don't think I have, but I'm never, ever passing up a chance to take a potshot at Pittsburgh. Read more
Whatever, you think KFC is good, you cant be trusted. Read more
You didnt even read #9, did you? Read more
I deliberately left corn off because that is horrifying and I wanted to pretend it isnt a thing. Read more
Oh my God what happened to you as a child I am so sorry Read more
That last sentence made me crack up laughing in a starbucks. Read more
I thought about this while writing and decided I had to omit clams, because we're dealing with tomato sauce, and clams + tomato sauce is a really bad pairing. I couldnt do clams dirty like that. Read more
I am all aboard this train. Read more
Extra cheese isnt a topping, though; thats just a foundational element. Read more
I wasnt hugged enough as a child. Read more
LOOK UPON OUR WORKS, YE MORTALS, AND DESPAIR Read more
Pittsburgh has a serious addiction problem. Read more
So without further ado, here is a petty, biased, and utterly arbitrary list of all the ranked pizza toppings I didn't forget to include, Read more