C.A. Pinkham's discussions

I will not simply add 10% (and definitely not the American 20%) to my menu price just because it's "what people do". Read more

Lol troll harder Read more

May 15-20 seconds? Not very long; it should work very quickly. It works way better in walk-ins, though, for obvious reasons. Read more

You're going to have to troll a lot harder next time, sparky. Read more

Totally fair. Read more

I understand this perspective, even if I don't agree with it. Thank you. Read more

I got my first submission in that category in about five months this past week. Read more

Fuck you. I mean that sincerely. Read more

I think that's kind of the point; you're actually going to be able to experience the joys of red onions now without being overwhelmed. This seems like it was designed exactly for you. Read more

Opinions differ; at the time of posting, I actually thought it was the strongest one here. Now, I'm not so sure — I'd probably give it to the drummer, because I enjoy that story more each time I read it. Someone commented that they prefer stories based more on cleverness and subtlety, and to be entirely honest, so do… Read more

"DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE BEEG AMAIREECAN TEETEES" Read more

I play GTA because of peer pressure, then wonder why the fuck I'm playing GTA and who the hell thought Trevor was a good idea. Read more

Yeah, plenty of vets are douchebags. Plenty are not. Just the same as, y'know, the rest of humanity. Read more

Also worth noting: nearly a year's experience at this has taught me that if I respond to all criticism (regardless of whether it's well-intentioned and sane, as yours is here) as gently and reasonably as possible, the whole situation turns into blood in the water faster than I can blink. Coming out strong is often a… Read more

Depends how it's couched. If it's couched the way you're saying it here, that's fine. If it's people who just want to shout about how AWFUL I am for ENCOURAGING this sort of behavior and some shit about FELONIES, then...no. Not so much. Not really all that interested in what those people have to say. Read more

*snicker* "Dick fungus"... Read more

That's fair, which is why I rarely ever post them. But when people lose their shit and try to tell me what stories I should or shouldn't run, that's when every obstinate cell in my body (all of them) want to run more just as a fuck you. Read more

I can totally respect this opinion. They're not something I do very often because I rarely find them entertaining myself (if it hadn't been for the last three sentences, I wouldn't have included this one, and last week's was just a throwaway sentence that wasn't even really the point of the story). There's a world of… Read more

I know, I don't know what the fuck happened. Read more

I can respect this viewpoint, as I can Bonnet's above. There's a difference between "these stories weren't for me" (and no story is going to resonate with absolutely everyone, not even monogrammed thermoses) and "STOP POSTING THESE STORIES." Read more