OH NO NOT THE INNOCENT COWS Read more
C.A. Pinkham
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I'm pretty sure you can put BBQ sauce on veggies, tho. Read more
I mean, #3 is just good advice for so many reasons. Read more
NO ONE WOULD EVER DO THAT THAT'S CRAZY Read more
I feel like Kate McKinnon is the only one on that show who could convincingly pull that character off. Read more
I've been wanting to bring that shit up for MONTHS now. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT. Read more
Mostly I just wanted to shout at them a bunch, and also make it up to adultosaur for the last BCO crazy who didn't double down on their abject silliness. Read more
Yeah no bye now. Read more
I mean, I don't like mashed potatoes, but that's because I spend the whole time wishing they were roast potatoes. Read more
As long as it's not also a dry wedding, I think you're good. I went to a dry vegetarian potluck wedding, and it was...uh...not good. The opposite of good. Not because it was vegetarian, but because the bride and groom apparently know a lot of really, really bad cooks, and I was not drunk enough to not be able to taste… Read more
NEVER say her name! If you say it three times, it summons her. Read more
Samesies! Read more
You're not even interesting enough to make fun of. Read more
Srsly, fuck The Bachelor. Read more
Ah, so they're actually threatening violence now. Well done. Read more
Oh, y'know, no real strong opinions. Read more
You are just so precious Read more
I would fight them tho Read more
Yeah but then you'd make us drink tea all the time, and no way am I going near hot leaf-water. Read more
As the other commenter said, sweet potato is a close second, but nothing's touching broccoli. Read more