Is it even possible to be vegan in Wisconsin (I know you're vegetarian, I'm just asking generally)? I assume the only things available for consumption there are beer, sausages, and cheese (this is not an indictment of Wisconsin, btw, I want to eat all of those things). Read more
C.A. Pinkham
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I've been wanting to write about that shit since it happened; this story finally gave me an excuse. Read more
No, because if you're asking me to explain, you're already someone who isn't going to get it. It's self-evident. Read more
I'm not going to lie, it's rare (not impossible, but rare) for me to enjoy or feel fulfilled by a meal that doesn't have meat (mushrooms seem to be the one viable solution for tricking my brain into thinking I've eaten meat — or tofu if it's something like Pad Thai). That being said, wtf is wrong with people who judge… Read more
SO white. So very white. Read more
lol wut Read more
BOOM Read more
That actually makes me really glad, because Hershey's ice cream is pretty boss. Read more
Lol, five seconds in I saw "carnism" and NOPE NOPE NOPE. Bye now. Read more
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "CARNISTS." OMG CARNISTS. Read more
WOW Read more
When they do something worthy of reporting on? Read more
Oh my god I can't stop laughing, this is the best one Read more
WHOOPS Read more
You choose to drink that flavorless standing water? You're never allowed to judge me for my music choices ever again. You've lost all right. Read more
Nope. Civil rights for human beings are not equivalent to not-being-eaten rights for animals. I don't respectfully disagree with that, I very disrespectfully disagree, because it's ludicrously minimizing to the actual civil rights struggles of human beings — who are more important than animals, end of discussion. Read more
If anyone claims they wouldn't have done this in his position, they are a fucking liar. Read more
I use the question: is it a sapient species? If yes, do not kill and eat. If no, and it's not endangered, really don't care all that much. LOL, privilege. OUR HUMAN PRIVILEGE. YOUR HUMAN PRIVILEGE IS SHOWING. Read more
There is a 5000% chance you are white. Read more
YOU BULLY ME EVERY TIME YOU CALL ME ASSBUTT Read more