Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Ableism: the word to use when you don't like what someone said but can't think of a reason why it makes you angry. Read more

People who shit on the Deadspin commentariat never actually hang out at Deadspin. They have the best Kinja commenters of any main site, and it's not even close. Kotaku, on the other hand... Read more

Was an animal responsible for the creation of Toaster Strudel, aka Earth's Greatest Invention? I think not, ergo people are more important than animals. Read more

Also, side note: broccoli is the best veggie tempura. There will be no argument. Read more

You know exactly what the fuck I mean. People > animals. Read more

"I don't know that I've ever heard the "vegetarian = classist" argument before." Read more

It's also a little different in a small pseudo-city as compared to a megalopolis like New York. Read more

Can't say I'm surprised that happened in Pennsyltucky. Obviously someone doing that to you is bullshit — what you eat is your damn choice. I still say the whole discussion and anyone claiming moral superiority over anyone else on the basis of their eating habits is ridiculous. Read more

I love it when people compare the rights of human beings to those of animals and think it doesn't make them look completely fucking ridiculous. Read more

Sadly, it's a little hard to come up with a good mocking t-shirt for Blount's nickname, which is "who the fuck is LeGarrette Blount?" Read more

OMG QUAKER STEAK AND LUBE. What's up, fellow person who has lived in Western PA? Every time I see that place in Oakland I lose my shit. Read more

-2, because he was being coached by the greatest coach in history, a guy so good he won a division title with Matt Cassel. Read more